Hi there.

I'm Jack - sometimes Jay - and I'm 15. I design things. Not all the time though, sometimes I procrastinate or play Angry Birds. But the rest of the time, that's all designing stuff. All designey and nice.

Sometimes though, I run out of things to design. These are bad times, especially when Angry Birds stops working, and they make me feel bored, so I thought "Hey, why don't I find somebody that wants me to design something FOR them, so I'll never run out of things to design". It turned out to be a good idea.

It looks (well actually it doesn't because I can't see you, but it's a figure of speech) like you're somebody that wants me to design something for you. Either that or you're a stalker sent by my arch-nemesis Derek. I hope not the latter, because Derek is scary. If you do happen to be the former, you can look at what I've already done by clicking the 'Portfolio' button above, or you can cut to the chase and contact me right now.

And... I've just told you how to use a website. My apologies.